French Kiss Fries

I was waiting to get on the elevator with two gentleman that knew each other, but were strangers to me. When the elevator doors opened, being "gentleman" they let me get on first (I love that! ***golf clap***). As I walked on, the smell of fast food hit me right in the face. Obviously someone who was just on the elevator was bringing their lunch to their office.

As the men followed me into the elevator, one of them leaned over to me and asked, "Mmmm, is that french fries you're wearing?"

Classic. I really appreciate a well-timed quip.

(We had a chuckle and the joke progressed into my claiming I rub french fries all over my body to entice men--it's actually not that bad of an idea.)