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Baila Conmigo: THE VIDEO

Here's the video of the future heartbreaker I was telling you about. Sorry for waiting so long to post this. I mean, geez I guess by now they have already been dating for almost a month.

He Chose Dare.

My friends and I were at Opal Divine's for my friend Seth's birthday last weekend. It took one person to suggest that we play Truth or Dare for us to go from classy to trashy in seconds.

My friend Marcus was dared to eat one of Kristin's infamous bites where she combines everything from the table to make one big, nasty bite. My camera work was pretty good considering I was dry heaving during the whole thing.

Sorry ladies, this guy's taken!

My Spoon's Too Big

Stephen Hawking? da Vinci? Einstein? No. To me, true genius is the film below by Don Hertzfeldt. No need to take notes.

Achoo!

This is why I don't eat panda meat.

Why Mr. Rogers Actually Was an Awesome Neighbor

Mr. Rogers wasn't just blowing smoke when he was putting on his sweater, talking to puppet people and educating children. He was sincerely passionate about child development throughout his life. In 1969 Mr. Rogers appeared before the United States Senate Subcommittee on Communications hoping to receive 20 million dollars in funding for Public Broadcasting in response to significant proposed cuts. In the video of his speech below, Rogers is addressing John O. Pastore who wasn't familiar with who Mr. Rogers was and was known as an impatient and harsh man. I can watch this speech over and over again, because it gives me goosebumps.

Color Me Impressed

Is that Rachael Ray in the hot pink button-up?