Weird News Is So Weird!

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"In January, Taser International introduced the Taser MPH, a combination dart-firing weapon and MP3 music player (that holds 150 songs). [Los Angeles Times, 1-7-08]"

It really beats my combination machete/ back-scratcher....which is really just an old machete. My back may be all sliced up, but it certainly doesn't itch.