Finding Holly

When walking up to my place with two friends of mine after a night out, a girl was standing in front of my complex intently texting someone. Being the silly nerd I am, as I walked up to her I said, "Who are you texting?" I assumed my awkward joke would get a mean look in return. Instead, the girl immediately looked up at me and ever-so innocently and wide-eyed replied, "Holly," almost as if it was a question. As if she was asking me if it's okay.

Her response was so sweet and unnecessary that I have laughed every time I remember it. If I ever see you on the street, I'll reenact it for you. And if you are that girl, I think you should forget Holly and we should be friends.

Butt Shock

The bookkeeper at work just asked me, "Have you ever gotten shocked in your butt?"

I couldn't give her a straight answer because obviously she needed to be more specific.

Just when you thought you were alone...

Did you know that Vultures pee on themselves? Their urine keeps their body clean by destroying harmful pathogens that get on them as they rummage through rotting meat.

They also vomit at you as a defense mechanism. When threatened, they'll spew rancid vomit that's smell alone could make you faint. And some vultures' vomit is so acidic that it can burn you.

See, this is the very reason why I refuse to date vultures.

My Spoon's Too Big

Stephen Hawking? da Vinci? Einstein? No. To me, true genius is the film below by Don Hertzfeldt. No need to take notes.

Caption me!

"Tired of trying to cross the highway with the rest of his Frogger pals, Hampton is taking matters into his own hands."

Yesterday I realized...

...that I don't know how far I can throw a tomato. I have to find out.