Mary Lou the Frog RIP Jan 2008-Feb 2009

Mary Lou Reynolds was found dead in her home on Friday, February 27, 2009. One of hundreds of tadpoles, Mary Lou was captured at the age of 3 minutes and kept in a prison filled with various other animals and domestic pet supplies until her adulthood. At the age of 5 months, she was purchased and given as a gift to Sharon Reynolds in July 2008. Being a cruel woman, Miss Reynolds kept Mary Lou in a clear box giving Mary Lou almost no privacy. Mary Lou's only relief was the introduction to her lover Hampton Reynolds. Although less of an escape artist, Hampton was also very adventurous as he is the only frog to ever own a mustang convertible.

Mary Lou was survived by Hampton and Sharon Reynolds and probably a thousand brothers and sisters.

The memorial will be held at Bass Concert Hall this Sunday. Her caretaker asks that in lieu of flowers, donations are sent to Bank of America Account #23395.