Brought to you by Panty Liners

This Christmas my sister gave me what I needed to redo my bathroom:

And my mother gave me what I needed for what I do in my bathroom:



Yes, she thinks she's hilarious. She also gave me really nice perfume, the painting that's hanging in my bathroom, and beautiful shoes--but I have to say the panty liners are what really made an impression.

Turns out panty liners aren't just for women's monthly extravaganza. They also serve other purposes that, thanks to my mother, I have had the opportunity to find:

• Champagne glass koozie - While a pad may be appropriate to keep your Miller Lite chilled, Champagne is just too classy for that super absorbent nonsense. That's why I use Panty Liners, not just as a necessity, but as an accessory to any champagne glass.
• Socks? Slippers? Shoes? Forget it. Why not just stick a couple of panty liners on the bottom of your feet? Not only will your feet be protected from the floor, but it will easily pick up any spills.
  
• Sleeping Mask--this way the band around your head doesn't mess with your hair or give you a headache. Just peel and stick!
• No outside drinks allowed in a movie theater? What about panty liners? Just soak that liner in your favorite soft drink, then once you're inside wring it out into a glass. Wallah!
• Is that pot too hot for you? Don't waste your time going to get a pot holder. Just adhere a panty liner to each of your pot handles and you'll always get that pot roast out of the oven right on time.
  
• How is it that I can spend all this time writing this blog, you ask? Because I have panty liners stuck to my mouse and my butt cheeks for comfort as I type this post.