Happy VD, Everyone!

A conversation with a coworker with a deathwish:

CW: Do you have plans for Valentine's Day?
Sharon: Yes I do.
CW: What are they?
Sharon: I'm going out to dinner with a group of single girls, and then we're going out.
CW: Oh okay, cause I was wondering if you will come to my apartment and spread rose petals on the bed for when my fiancee and I get back from dinner.
Sharon: ...
Sharon: ...
Sharon: ...
Sharon: I told you I have plans.
CW: Yeah, but since you're not in a relationship I thought that you could--
Sharon: --I get that I'm single, but my singlehood doesn't care about your little relationship. I have plans and you, my friend, have a lot of nerve.

END SCENE

Speaking of my plans--Austin, look out tonight. Myself and about 12 single ladies are hitting the town tonight and we're looking for you!

Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone! Whether you're in a relationship or single! ;)