Something On Your Face: 2010

Monday, November 08, 2010

A Reminiscent Moment:

[Troy walks over to join a conversation between Mike and Sharon.]

Troy: "What's going on over here?"
Sharon: "Just having a conversation."
Troy: "Well I'm coming over here anyway!"
Sharon: "Oh it's cool--it's a public conversation."
Troy: "Great! What's it about?"
Mike: "We're talking about Whale Wars. Have you seen it?"
Troy: "Only in the Twilight Saga."

[Sharon and Mike pause in confusion.]

Sharon: "...Not 'WEREWOLVES'--WHALE WARS!"

Monday, June 28, 2010

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Sharon Reynolds: Which one of you thinks you owe me $50?
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Kelsey Rodgers: i think that was me.... but im not sure
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Sharon Reynolds: Yes it was you.
Please send it to me asap. Paypal accepted.
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Rocky Rodriguez: I can facilitate this transaction for a small fee.
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Sharon Reynolds: Rocky how would you prefer I pay the small fee? Paypal is easiest however I charge recipients of my paypal payments a small fee to receive the payment.
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Tony Rodriguez: If you route Rocky's small fee through me I'll absorb the small fee reception payment as a write-off. All I ask for is that you refer other small fee payers to my services.
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Rocky Rodriguez: Yes, I have used Tony's service before, and it is quite efficient. This will do nicely.
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Sharon Reynolds: This sounds quite nice. However in order to ensure this process flows smoothly, I would feel more comfortable Tony if you found someone to facilitate your process.
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Tony Rodriguez: I was hoping you'd say that, Sharon, I have just the guy...
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Sharon Reynolds: Perfect.
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Tony Rodriguez: There'll be a fee, though.
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Sharon Reynolds: Oh there will? Well I usually charge for that.
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